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Today, as I was making instant hot chocolate from the hot water dispenser in the break-room at work, a coworker informed me that it was industrial "recycled" wastewater that was only supposed to be used for washing tools. Thanks. I've only been doing that every day for the past 8 months. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 6:38pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak... from the sewage line. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - work - by honeybee2487 - United States
Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm - kids - by bunkbed - Canada (Alberta)
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by SinkyBalls - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was fired because a 10 year old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 6:05pm - work - by dck128 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States
Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML
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Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
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