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Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39571) - you deserved it (5627)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34419) - you deserved it (5604)

On 07/19/2011 at 6:57pm - love - by nickrick12 - United States (Florida)

Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year old man covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27700) - you deserved it (2965)

On 11/06/2010 at 8:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15059) - you deserved it (37120)

On 02/01/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by overexcited (woman) - United States (California)



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