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stkeepsitreal
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 16155
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (227500) - you deserved it (29247)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46245) - you deserved it (5173)

On 02/24/2009 at 3:34pm - health - by Sick (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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