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Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
by tj / 08/26/2010 at 12:11am / United States / Love
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
by ks0300 / 02/24/2010 at 12:47am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
by mrniceguy / 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm / United States / Love
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said "Not in a million years, fat ass" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
by Crappyfayman / 02/22/2010 at 9:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML
by notworthit / 02/22/2010 at 7:53pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by Michelle / 12/27/2009 at 2:13am / United States / Intimacy
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school, that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2009 at 5:16pm / United States / Love
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2009 at 10:18pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML
by ohhotdamn / 03/25/2009 at 10:48pm / United States (Kansas) / Geek
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