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by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 1:17pm / Miscellaneous
by Sarcasmo / 07/12/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Transportation
by geek / 07/21/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
by wellthatsucks / 07/05/2015 at 3:18pm / United States / Love
Today, while at work at a call center, I got a call from an elderly man who needed a new credit card because he'd accidentally cut up his own card instead of his wife's. Trying to be funny, I said "Trying to keep her in line, eh?" Turns out his wife had just died. FML
by kbug95 / 01/03/2015 at 3:20pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I had some painful gas at work, so I tried to silently ease it out. It was silent all right; silent, and so deadly that someone exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" My coworkers traced it back to me. Now they're all pointing their mini desk fans in my direction to make a point. FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2014 at 5:54pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by ShutTheFuCupcake / 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by magnolia / 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
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