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About stingray112 : So I used to be a banker, but I guess you could say that I lost INTEREST. *Ba dum tss*

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Today, I had to explain to my boss that DVI ports are not the same as HDMI ports. When I showed him the HDMI cable, he said, "Oh! You mean USB!" He's an engineering manager. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24762) - you deserved it (1626)

On 07/21/2015 at 11:02pm - work - by geek (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25887) - you deserved it (2079)

On 07/05/2015 at 3:18pm - love - by wellthatsucks - United States

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15820) - you deserved it (42479)

On 03/06/2015 at 1:18am - health - by UncleMonkey (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at work at a call center, I got a call from an elderly man who needed a new credit card because he'd accidentally cut up his own card instead of his wife's. Trying to be funny, I said "Trying to keep her in line, eh?" Turns out his wife had just died. FML

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