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About stingray112 : So I used to be a banker, but I guess you could say that I lost INTEREST. *Ba dum tss*

For real though marvel, DC, walking dead, work, pepper, my homies, playing pool, league of legends,
Anime and working out are what interests me. Feel free to hit me up with anything you'd like to talk about have a good one.

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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24454) - you deserved it (1830)

On 07/05/2015 at 3:18pm - love - by wellthatsucks - United States

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51) - you deserved it (207)

On 03/06/2015 at 1:18am - health - by UncleMonkey (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at work at a call center, I got a call from an elderly man who needed a new credit card because he'd accidentally cut up his own card instead of his wife's. Trying to be funny, I said "Trying to keep her in line, eh?" Turns out his wife had just died. FML

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