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About stingray112 : Yo what up my homies? I am a man of my comedy so any joke, comment, remark etc etc you got tell me cause I love a good laugh and I'll tell you a few back. Feel free to message me anytime for any reason. Getting plat this season in Lol.

P.S. So I used to be a banker, but I guess you could say that I lost INTEREST. *Ba dum tss*

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Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14773) - you deserved it (40008)

On 03/06/2015 at 1:18am - health - by UncleMonkey (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at work at a call center, I got a call from an elderly man who needed a new credit card because he'd accidentally cut up his own card instead of his wife's. Trying to be funny, I said "Trying to keep her in line, eh?" Turns out his wife had just died. FML



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