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Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML
by beetregeneration / 11/16/2016 at 6:47pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 1:17pm / Miscellaneous
by Sarcasmo / 07/12/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Transportation
by geek / 07/21/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
by wellthatsucks / 07/05/2015 at 3:18pm / United States / Love
by anon / 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, while at work at a call center, I got a call from an elderly man who needed a new credit card because he'd accidentally cut up his own card instead of his wife's. Trying to be funny, I said "Trying to keep her in line, eh?" Turns out his wife had just died. FML
by kbug95 / 01/03/2015 at 3:20pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I had some painful gas at work, so I tried to silently ease it out. It was silent all right; silent, and so deadly that someone exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" My coworkers traced it back to me. Now they're all pointing their mini desk fans in my direction to make a point. FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2014 at 5:54pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by ShutTheFuCupcake / 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by gaggin / 12/26/2012 at 2:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ericane27 / 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by magnolia / 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by jazthefish / 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML
by Anonymous / 12/20/2009 at 3:47am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous