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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 790
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About stingray112 : I have a dark and mysterious past. I work out every day and can bench 7 elephants. My amazing panache for artifice and deception is a gift and a curse. Enter my profile only if thy dare. I have had 8 girlfriends in 4 days. I'm not a virgin. Fight me irl kid.
-every fuckboy ever

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stingray112's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my boss that DVI ports are not the same as HDMI ports. When I showed him the HDMI cable, he said, "Oh! You mean USB!" He's an engineering manager. FML

by geek / 07/21/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

by wellthatsucks / 07/05/2015 at 3:18pm / United States / Love

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML

by UncleMonkey / 03/06/2015 at 1:18am / United States (California) / Health

Today, while at work at a call center, I got a call from an elderly man who needed a new credit card because he'd accidentally cut up his own card instead of his wife's. Trying to be funny, I said "Trying to keep her in line, eh?" Turns out his wife had just died. FML