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stingray112

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 348
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About stingray112 : So I used to be a banker, but I guess you could say that I lost INTEREST. *Ba dum tss*

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Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML

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On 03/06/2015 at 1:18am - health - by UncleMonkey (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at work at a call center, I got a call from an elderly man who needed a new credit card because he'd accidentally cut up his own card instead of his wife's. Trying to be funny, I said "Trying to keep her in line, eh?" Turns out his wife had just died. FML



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