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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About stilysm : G'day I'm Australian mate!

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Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

#20982712
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43148) - you deserved it (10855)

On 12/06/2013 at 11:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

#20982712
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43148) - you deserved it (10855)

On 12/06/2013 at 11:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML

#20980679
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36690) - you deserved it (12449)

On 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm - kids - by Awkward - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a ticket for speeding in a school zone. The school hasn't even been built yet. FML

#20905615
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47740) - you deserved it (8417)

On 10/03/2013 at 2:23am - money - by joecool3426 (man) - United States

Today, while I was working, someone came in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML

#20892589
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38004) - you deserved it (3037)

On 09/23/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32955) - you deserved it (8133)

On 05/04/2011 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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