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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 July 1990 (24 years)
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About stfuyssb : names Evan. i have a daughter. i love her. and i work 12 hours a day. umm yea.......

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Today, I was writing my narrative essay for my English class. When I turned it in, I was really proud of what I thought I wrote. Evidently for some people listening to music while writing essays is a bad thing. My essay was filled with little bits of ZZ Top lyrics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6328) - you deserved it (29466)

On 11/09/2010 at 11:00pm - work - by hwscrewed - United States (Texas)

Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30719) - you deserved it (2324)

On 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm - money - by Jen - Australia

Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30719) - you deserved it (2324)

On 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm - money - by Jen - Australia



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