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stevieman99

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  • Town/Country : Jacksonville, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 November 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 468
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About stevieman99 : Well story short... I am currently on campus at Florida State. Yes, I do tend to party. Come party with me!

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86693) - you deserved it (8949)

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