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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 258
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84244) - you deserved it (8722)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)



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