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  • Town/Country : Jacksonville, United States
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  • Birth Date : Monday 29 November 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML


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