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  • Number of visits : 411
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About stevieexxoo : I'm 14, blonde, and 5 feet 2 inches ( :

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Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

#8965492
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22746) - you deserved it (3220)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by misty_love (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18812) - you deserved it (35637)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59866) - you deserved it (6399)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

#6392894
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12641) - you deserved it (34251)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by jibberish (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to make love with my boyfriend for the first time. I wanted everything to be perfect. The CD kept skipping, the rose petals had ants all over them, and he couldn't get it up. FML

#5011183
199 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (124607) - you deserved it (6501)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

#4460774
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53336) - you deserved it (2819)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML

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165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59406) - you deserved it (17206)

On 05/01/2009 at 5:07pm - health - by jlover42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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