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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1993 (22 years)
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About steveo21493 : I love music though I'm super picky about individual artists. I'm a college football fanatic. I love mma and im a musician. I play drums mainly. I can do anything I set my mind to. I'm energetic and out going and I love to meet and talk to people lol. message me if you're interested in talking about anything at all :)

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML


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On 01/29/2014 at 4:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wrexham)

Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take his meds, tried to stab me with a kitchen knife because I threw out his moldy cheese. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45813) - you deserved it (5319)

On 01/17/2014 at 10:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML


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On 12/01/2013 at 6:07pm - work - by fuck my eyeballs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got my two-year-old's Halloween costume in the mail. I tried it on him to make sure it fit. He loves it so much that he is now having a complete meltdown because he wants to go trick-or-treating. He doesn't understand we only go trick-or-treating on Halloween. 23 more days to go. FML

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