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stephy2425
  • Town/Country : houston, us
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 May 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 152
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stephy2425 : Alright, let's see well my name is Stephani i love the outdoors, i have to 2 beautiful little boys i love food love to cook and i dont know what else to put lol

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Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9100) - you deserved it (12554)

On 09/10/2010 at 6:02am - work - by hard_headed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21369) - you deserved it (8835)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6115) - you deserved it (26274)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

#12926382 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (25828) - you deserved it (2267)

On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

#12915850 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (22270) - you deserved it (3319)

On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States

Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML

#12910894 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (19836) - you deserved it (5645)

On 09/05/2010 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

#12908327 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (6078) - you deserved it (19462)

On 09/04/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by jentea (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

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On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17852) - you deserved it (10322)

On 09/04/2010 at 3:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (23710) - you deserved it (3374)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

#12849732 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (29167) - you deserved it (2824)

On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

#12760646 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (9517) - you deserved it (27311)

On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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