About stephkristine : Hi! My name is Stephanie, hah. I love to laugh and listen to music. If you have any questions about mostly anything, just go ahead and ask. Just don't judge me when you hear my responses or get to know me. my kik is stephkristine. Hopefully, talk to you soon! x
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stephkristine's favorite FMLs
by Lovelysister / 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
by Victor / 09/09/2009 at 8:32am / United States / Miscellaneous
by d.stack / 08/12/2009 at 7:14pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML
by laurraaa / 07/11/2009 at 3:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
by meantowheels / 06/20/2009 at 10:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was flying home to Milwaukee after a weekend in South Carolina. When I got to the airport, my reservation didn't match up with any flights. Turns out Expedia booked me on a flight that doen't exist. I spent ten hours waiting in the airport for a two hour flight. FML
by lojo / 06/17/2009 at 12:02am / United States (Minnesota) / Transportation
Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML
by Anonymous / 06/14/2009 at 9:23pm / Japan (Okinawa) / Miscellaneous
by Arrgh / 05/27/2009 at 3:11am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, on my last break, a lady comes up to me and asks if she could have a hug because I reminded her of her daughter that died in a car accident 3 years before. Touched, I called my mom to let her know that I loved her. Before I could tell her, she said it was probably a scam and hung up on me. FML
by bumgirl / 05/08/2009 at 3:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Lifeguard / 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals.… Today, I came home from working twelve hours straight. Feeling rather frisky, I attempted to seduce… Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was…