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stephkristine
  • Town/Country : New Jersey, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 87
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About stephkristine : Hi! My name is Stephanie, hah. I love to laugh and listen to music. If you have any questions about mostly anything, just go ahead and ask. Just don't judge me when you hear my responses or get to know me. my kik is stephkristine. Hopefully, talk to you soon! x

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Today, I texted my brother saying "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he answered: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

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On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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On 09/09/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Victor (man) - United States

Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML

#4482607
79 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 7:14pm - work - by d.stack (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML

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102 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by laurraaa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

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On 06/20/2009 at 10:29pm - misc - by meantowheels (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was flying home to Milwaukee after a weekend in South Carolina. When I got to the airport, my reservation didn't match up with any flights. Turns out Expedia booked me on a flight that doen't exist. I spent ten hours waiting in the airport for a two hour flight. FML

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On 06/17/2009 at 12:02am - misc - by lojo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML

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On 06/14/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML

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On 05/27/2009 at 3:11am - misc - by Arrgh (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, on my last break, a lady comes up to me and asks if she could have a hug because I reminded her of her daughter that died in a car accident 3 years before. Touched, I called my mom to let her know that I loved her. Before I could tell her, she said it was probably a scam and hung up on me. FML

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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