About stephkristine : Hi! My name is Stephanie, hah. I love to laugh and listen to music. If you have any questions about mostly anything, just go ahead and ask. Just don't judge me when you hear my responses or get to know me. my kik is stephkristine. Hopefully, talk to you soon! x
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stephkristine's favorite FMLs
Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML
by mypelvishurts / 02/23/2013 at 2:32am / United States (California) / Work
by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML
by hamandegger / 02/04/2013 at 3:17pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by airbiscuit / 01/21/2013 at 7:36am / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy
Today, I went to a urinal next to an elderly gentleman. As I was doing my business, he zips up and begins to leave. On his way out, he leans over my shoulder and whispers in my ear, "That's nice". FML
by hborkowski / 12/26/2012 at 11:03pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing underneath a mistletoe. I walked up to her and pointed out that we were both standing under a mistletoe. She looked at me, winced, and quickly walked away. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2012 at 9:09pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
by no cake for me / 11/07/2012 at 2:31am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Mariah Heimann / 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm / Romania (Mures) / Work
Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML
by Why_Not31 / 09/01/2011 at 5:58pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by fmlguy382 / 06/22/2011 at 4:13am / United States / Intimacy
by vikhelios / 01/30/2010 at 1:45pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
by pchis4ever / 11/20/2009 at 1:30pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by HellaBomber91 / 11/20/2009 at 8:56am / United States (West Virginia) / Work
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I…