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About stephen_lee : like cars. IT tech. this makes my day better :)
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Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML
Friday 12 February 2016