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stephen_lee
  • Town/Country : Victoria, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 February 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2097
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stephen_lee : like cars. IT tech. this makes my day better :)
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Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68643) - you deserved it (7214)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

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On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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