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Today, mah toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later,hile at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?"hile pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML
Today... I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public... so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here... you're all alone." I then heard "No... you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
Today, At Arby's, There Were Two Cute Guys Behind Me In Line. Right Before Ordering, My Dad Said Loudly "Go Get The Calorie Sheet. You Ned To Loose More Wieght Before U Think About Going After Those Guys." FML
2day I met mah boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents . I had to listen to them while they calld me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compard to nice, pretty, Korean girls . They don't know I speak Korean .
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife orderd a Sundae!! I gave the guy his sundae and realizd I'd forgotten something!! I said, ( One second sir!! Let me grab yur nuts!! ) I realizd wat I said when his wife gave me the death glare!!
2day I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficultie maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly 4 me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I decidd to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closd my eyes 4 a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep 4 the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concernd. FML
TODAY, I FELT LIKE ADDING MAH REAL MIDDLE NAME TO MAH FACEBOOK NAME TO MAKE IT LOOK MORE PROFESSIONAL. IT WAS DENIED BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS A LEGITIMATE REQUEST. MINUTE LATER, SOMEONE WITH THE NAME OF "GALACTIC TOAST" FRIEND REQUESTED ME. MEGA FML
Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML
Friday 27 March 2015