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Today, mah toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later,hile at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?"hile pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

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102 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, parants hald an intarvantion 4 ma . Apparantly thay think I'm turning into a goth . All bacausa thay saw ma ra-lacing shoas with black shoalacas instaad of whita onas . FML

#14204770
148 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today... I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public... so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here... you're all alone." I then heard "No... you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

#14199411
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On 12/14/2010 at 4:26am - health - by shit (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, At Arby's, There Were Two Cute Guys Behind Me In Line. Right Before Ordering, My Dad Said Loudly "Go Get The Calorie Sheet. You Ned To Loose More Wieght Before U Think About Going After Those Guys." FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day I met mah boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents . I had to listen to them while they calld me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compard to nice, pretty, Korean girls . They don't know I speak Korean .

#14184009
191 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife orderd a Sundae!! I gave the guy his sundae and realizd I'd forgotten something!! I said, ( One second sir!! Let me grab yur nuts!! ) I realizd wat I said when his wife gave me the death glare!!

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129 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

2day I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficultie maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly 4 me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

#14130272
106 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by agstadra (woman) - Canada

Today , I Built A Snowman. When I'd Finishd , I Went Inside To Get A Scarf And Carrot Fir The Nose. As I Came Back Outside , A Snowplough Ran It Over , And The Driver Wavd At Me. FML

Today, I decidd to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closd my eyes 4 a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep 4 the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concernd. FML

#14109722
110 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML

#14105864
37 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 9:38am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I FELT LIKE ADDING MAH REAL MIDDLE NAME TO MAH FACEBOOK NAME TO MAKE IT LOOK MORE PROFESSIONAL. IT WAS DENIED BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS A LEGITIMATE REQUEST. MINUTE LATER, SOMEONE WITH THE NAME OF "GALACTIC TOAST" FRIEND REQUESTED ME. MEGA FML

#14048289
136 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML

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185 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was putting mah 2 year old to bd , and I began to sing to her. She reachd up , puttd her looool finger over mah lips , and said , "Shhh , Mommy." FML

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On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today I went out to eat with grlfriend!! The waiter came up and was being nice!! He said ( What can I get you two gentlemen? ) FML

#13848931
125 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 1:48am - misc - by mynameisarmpit (man) -



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