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About stephanie911 : Stephanie.
I love playing basketball,
Call of Duty's. MW2,MW3,BlackOps.
I you wanna add me you can, as long as you let me know you were the one on FML, and not some weird 40 year old virgin that lives in his moms basement.
Message Me! I will message back, eventually.( :
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015