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stephanie911
  • Town/Country : Kentucky, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2200
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About stephanie911 : Stephanie.
Kentucky,
I love playing basketball,
Xboxlive; Stephaniiie12
Call of Duty's. MW2,MW3,BlackOps.
I you wanna add me you can, as long as you let me know you were the one on FML, and not some weird 40 year old virgin that lives in his moms basement.
Message Me! I will message back, eventually.( :

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Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18195) - you deserved it (44715)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30009) - you deserved it (41481)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

#15580957
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27141) - you deserved it (5076)

On 03/31/2011 at 9:46pm - health - by Amy - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

#12139792
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27091) - you deserved it (3621)

On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27905) - you deserved it (2347)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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