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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 September 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2636
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About stephanie911 : Stephanie.
I love playing basketball,
Xboxlive; Stephaniiie12
Call of Duty's. MW2,MW3,BlackOps.
I you wanna add me you can, as long as you let me know you were the one on FML, and not some weird 40 year old virgin that lives in his moms basement.
Message Me! I will message back, eventually.( :

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

stephanie911's favorite FMLs

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

by sbutler / 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

by Toothy / 04/02/2011 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

by Amy / 03/31/2011 at 9:46pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

by Marie / 07/27/2010 at 3:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

by anon / 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work