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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 September 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About stephanie911 : Stephanie.
I love playing basketball,
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Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML


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On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML


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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML


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On 03/31/2011 at 9:46pm - health - by Amy - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML


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On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML


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On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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