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Taday I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school , when out of nowhere a brd smashed into the windshield !! Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me , my daughter started laughing , eventually calling the brd a ( stupid bastard ) !! FML

#21190484
159 comments

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On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park an did wat she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg an peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

#21188726
102 comments

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On 06/26/2014 at 12:57am - animals - by Pisser (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY... I HAD DINNER FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH MY BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS. IT WAS AWKWARD ENOUGH WITHOUT HIS MOM ASKING... "SO... WAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN... BESIDES MY SON?" FML

#21173084
96 comments

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On 06/13/2014 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies,hen a kid cummed over, yelled ( CUP CHECK! ) an nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Million of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatas mom did was chuckle nervously an pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML

#21166299
139 comments

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On 06/07/2014 at 5:16pm - health - by wish his dad had worn one (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, aftar a big housa party tha night bafora, I woka up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangovar. I took a swig from a cup I'd laft on mah badsida tabla tha night bafora, thinking it was watar. Nopa; it was vodka. FML

#21165218
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On 06/06/2014 at 6:01pm - health - by shartface12 (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML

#21133982
250 comments

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On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, to teac ma 14-year-old son a serious lesson 4 bullying a cild at scool again, I grounded im 4 te rest of te year. He just snorted an said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year ten! Tanks, mum!" an appily retreated to is bedroom. FML

#21132433
252 comments

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On 05/06/2014 at 2:38pm - kids - by Satan's Mum (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home , my dog brought out our used condom. big fat FML

#21131413
128 comments

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On 05/05/2014 at 1:30pm - intimacy - by PCJJacket - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend told me he wantd to drive to India . Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there . He said, "Bangladesh, India, ere we come!" He was serious . FML

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135 comments

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On 05/01/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by GAGirl1 (woman) - United States

YESTERDAY, MAH 808 AREA CODE PHONE NUMBER HAS YET AGAIN BEEN MISTAKEN 4 A 1-800 NUMBER . I'VE BEEN GETTING PHONE CALLS AT THREE IN THE MORNING FROM PEOPLE ON THE EAST COASTHO ARE TRYING TO RETURN THIER SHOES . THEY WANT TO SPEAK TO MAH SUPERVISOR BECAUSE I "DON'T SOUND PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH." FML

Today, I used a facial mask 4 super sensitive skin, recommended by several friends with similar skin issues. Apparently, when the warning says, "May cause some slight redness 4 thrty minutes", it really means, "Your face will have hives and swell to twice its normal size 4 several hours." FML

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70 comments

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On 04/22/2014 at 1:31am - health - by Tomatoe Face - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after years of marriage and mah lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML

#21119490
92 comments

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On 04/21/2014 at 11:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah drug addict of a roommate convincd herself mah rd kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, an looool hit him over the head with a pan. FML

Today, At My Wedding, My Husband Stood Up To Give A Speech. It Started Out Beautiful, Until He Told Everyone How He Started To Fall In Love With Me After I Blew Him On Our First Date. Big Fat FML

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156 comments

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On 04/21/2014 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Sue Ellen (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , when I went to the shopping centre , the automatic door wouldn't open fir me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it fir me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

#21118654
140 comments

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On 04/21/2014 at 12:11am - misc - by shorty (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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