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by weirded out / 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war. Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style. FML
by Mortifiedcharityworker / 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm / Austria / Work
Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML
by wondercat40 / 04/24/2014 at 5:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by ashamed father / 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 10:47am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/10/2014 at 10:40am / United States / Miscellaneous
by lilly1105 / 07/15/2013 at 9:19am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
by me / 06/22/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML
by Anonymous / 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/15/2012 at 9:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by pmek / 03/26/2012 at 5:11am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by lulu / 02/11/2012 at 5:19am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
by sandra22 / 01/22/2011 at 3:49am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
- Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…