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  • Number of visits : 374
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About steffi90 : I am 23, live in the UK and work in a pub :) i am in a relationship, he is my best friend and means so much to me

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Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33307) - you deserved it (2233)

On 09/10/2013 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43755) - you deserved it (5320)

On 09/09/2013 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37576) - you deserved it (4480) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/06/2013 at 7:56am - kids - by Anonyme - France (Basse-Normandie)

Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy, and I get extremely vulnerable and emotional - she yells at me and I burst into tears. FML

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