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Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36593) - you deserved it (6532)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

#15218324
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38978) - you deserved it (10540)

On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49283) - you deserved it (40994)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I learned that you can be qualified for a position, be a nice person and enthusiastic about working, but as soon as the boss has a relative looking for a job, nepotism wins. FML

#14197641
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24909) - you deserved it (2357)

On 12/14/2010 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I spent ages at CVS waiting for a flu shot. The main cause of holdup was a disagreement between the pharmacist and the insurance company over 4 cents. FML

#14135848
57 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 9:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a call from my grandmother. Turns out my father found out about my elopement with my husband through my stepmother, because someone she works with told her. We were planning on it being a surprise, and telling people on Christmas. My father won't even talk to me now. FML

#14044640
84 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML

#14043975
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31677) - you deserved it (3253)

On 12/01/2010 at 1:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq

Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML

#14043975
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31677) - you deserved it (3253)

On 12/01/2010 at 1:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq

Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML

#14043975
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31677) - you deserved it (3253)

On 12/01/2010 at 1:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

#13975115
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24027) - you deserved it (6780)

On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

#13945313
143 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML

#13847372
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26518) - you deserved it (3143)

On 11/14/2010 at 11:26pm - intimacy - by vansboy -

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML

#13805419
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32768) - you deserved it (3428)

On 11/11/2010 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML

#13626232
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15492) - you deserved it (26308)

On 10/28/2010 at 12:29pm - love - by Fatality (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was showering at hockey practice. It would have been business as usual, if not for one of my teammates playing with his junk and not-so-subtly asked me to connect. There are 5 more months of hockey. FML

#13615368
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23686) - you deserved it (2630)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by thjeltz - Canada (Alberta)



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