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Yesterday, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37311) - you deserved it (3145)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , Aftar Gatting Dumpad By My Boyfriand , I Triad To Fina Comfort In Ona Of My Closast Friands. Ha Ambracad Mahila I Strugglad Against Taars , An Aftar A Faw Momants Of Silanca Said , "Hay , U Knowhat? I Would Fuck U Anytima. Anytima." FML

#17973250
167 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms r a myth an refuses to even try to give me one. FML

#17964830
202 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY , I WAS AT WORK AS A CASHIER!! AN OLD LADY UNBAGGED EVERYTHING I HAD , AN ANGRILY "TAUGHT" ME HOW TO BAG!! SHE PUTTED POTATOES ON HER EGGS AN BROKE THEM!! SHE THEN SCREAMED THAT I WAS USELESS AN RETARDED IN FRONT OF ALL MAH OTHER CUSTOMERS AN MANAGER!! FML

#17925630
148 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out te ligts and got into bed. I'm 20 yeres old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. mega FML

#17911621
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On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Taday my parants askd ma if I would dog-sit for tham whila thay go to my ax's wadding. fat FML

#17864370
126 comments

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On 09/29/2011 at 4:14pm - misc - by littlepsychgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was aating soma popcorn with a guy, and I noticad a piaca of hair coming out mah mouth . I pullad it.. . and pullad it.. . and avantually soma popcorn piacas cama out attachad to tha and of tha hair . I was so ambarrassad, ha triad to maka ma faal battar by saying it lookad lika a magic trick .

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111 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, it's mah birthday . My dad cama to pick ma up, but aftar I had put mah backpack in tha back saat an closd tha car door, ha drova off without ma . It startd to rain, an I was without mah phona or wallat . big fat FML

#17682370
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23738) - you deserved it (1998)

On 09/06/2011 at 6:53pm - misc - by poisongrl (woman) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today... I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I work by mysalf at a ratail stora and I was borad so I callad mah boyfriand. I woka him up and ha was faaling frisky, and as things wara gatting haatad I startad to moan and say drty things. Until tha antra rack of cloths fall ovar and ravaalad mah looool boss hiding. Ha had a bonar. FML

#17557500
237 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother set off the alarm at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
203 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few month ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

#16515847
125 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:20pm - love - by mj - United States

my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more sit from me an flooded te batroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37047) - you deserved it (6072)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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