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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. It's okay, I know who the father is: my ex-boyfriend, who moved to Japan last week. FML

Today, it was my 2 year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23716) - you deserved it (4399)

On 10/17/2012 at 1:16am - love - by Marie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was looking through my computer's history to find a website I had visited. I found an online forum where my son was discussing how to inject Oxycontin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29878) - you deserved it (3517)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:58pm - kids - by Rehab (woman) - United States (Florida)

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