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  • Town/Country : Forest of Dean, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 123
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About steal_this : Marvel geek, love tattoos, huge fan of Steve Carell, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ibanez guitars, the Beatles, David Bowie, SOAD, West Ham Utd and lots more. Can't dance, can't sing, allergic to onions and cats

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Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55601) - you deserved it (4444)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17218) - you deserved it (1537)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:20pm - kids - by Old? - United States (Washington)



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