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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 319
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Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40181) - you deserved it (3183)

On 06/21/2011 at 3:08am - health - by Caeru (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32331) - you deserved it (3904)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States



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