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  • Town/Country : US
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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 October 1991 (22 years)
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Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML

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Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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