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About stay18k : Don't do anything stupid...
Don't say anything stupid...
Don't act stupid...
Basically don't be stupid...
We shouldn't have any problems if you follow these rules.

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Today, in the middle of examining me, my gynecologist suddenly took a sharp intake of breath and vomited on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56561) - you deserved it (15934)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:10am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Latvia (Jelgavas)

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21940) - you deserved it (53546)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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