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About stay18k : Don't do anything stupid...
Don't say anything stupid...
Don't act stupid...
Basically don't be stupid...
We shouldn't have any problems if you follow these rules.
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Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML
Friday 12 February 2016