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Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21711) - you deserved it (37445)

On 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm - kids - by cantprovenothing (woman) - United States (Texas)



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