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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I wrote a text to te guy I've ad a crus on fir two years. I typed "ey" and putted ma pone down, not ready to send it. A little wile later, I eard it buzz. Te reply said "Um... wat?" Apparently ma sister ad added "I'm a sitty prostitute" to ma text and sent it. FML

#21016150
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46685) - you deserved it (8214)

On 01/04/2014 at 12:25am - love - by ... - United States

Today, I was verbally abusd by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in country can speak ( proper English ). We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML

#21009563
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39385) - you deserved it (4020)

On 12/29/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by Kayak (man) - United Kingdom

2day marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learnd to masturbate. He humps hisheel an makes squeaking noises fir five minutes, then rolls over on his side an pants heavily. He does it at least twice a nighthile I'm trying to sleep. FML

#21008605
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46062) - you deserved it (3640)

On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today lyk every day since I was born my name is Yarenis pronouncd "ja-ra-nees. For some reason everybody pronounce it "your anus". FML

#21003362
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39664) - you deserved it (5460)

On 12/24/2013 at 5:45am - misc - by yarenis - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was safe to say I started sleepwalking again, after I woke up with a mouth filled with soil and a ravaged plant. FML

#20995711
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36681) - you deserved it (3235)

On 12/17/2013 at 10:38am - health - by adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

I caught a man standing on mah porch... urinating on mah house. I called the cops... who informed me that because mah porch isn't fenced off... it's not trespassing... and because it's private property not visible from the street... the man wasn't urinating in public. FML

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML

#20994896
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37937) - you deserved it (10936)

On 12/16/2013 at 5:43pm - love - by dana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in mah bedroom . My brother kindly pointed out thathen flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes . Now I can't unsee it .

#20994837
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38659) - you deserved it (3839)

On 12/16/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by nightmarestonite - Canada

I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café... and I went over to thank them fir there service. They waited till after I was done shaking there hands before they told me they were just actor on there lunch break. mega FML

#20993552
75 comments

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On 12/15/2013 at 3:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY I HAD TO GO TREE SHOPPING WITH MAH DAD AND SOME OF HIS WORK BUDDIES. IT HIT ITS LOWEST POINT WHEN ONE LOUDLY TOLD US ABOUT A CRAP HANDJOB HE GOT RECENTLY. ( I MEAN YEAH CHOKE THE COCK ) HE SAID ( BUT DON'T CHOKE IT TO DEATH NAM'SAYIN'? ) I'D NEVER WANTED TO JUST DROP DEAD MORE. FAT FML

#20993322
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35191) - you deserved it (3050)

On 12/15/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by ANONYMOUS -_- (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I took ma younger sister to see Santa for a poto. Santa insisted tat I was in te poto too. I wasn't sure y e made looool suc a big deal about it until e groped meile te poto was being taken. FML

Today a kid from mah school callad ma saying ha's going on vacation to Japan soon an that sinca I was born thara I could taach him tha languaga. His axact words at tha start of tha call wara: "Hay man u spaak Asian right?" looool I hava to ba around this shithaad 5 days a waak. fat FML

#20992530
118 comments

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On 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by bnc (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, My Wife And I Were Watching Killing Kennedy!! Jokingly, I Said, "Spoiler Alert: He Dies." She Threw A Book At Me And Won't Talk To Me!! I Think She's Serious!! FML

#20953867
95 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Thomas - United States (Virginia)

YASTARDAY , WHILA TAACHING JUNIORS ABOUT BLACK HOLAS , I SAID , "IMAGINA AVARYTHING BAING SUCKAD INTO A BLACK HOLA." AN AFRICAN-AMARICAN STUDANT SHOUTAD , "I'D BATTAR START CLANCHING!" NOBODY TOOK THA LASSON SARIOUSLY AFTAR THAT. FML

#20946225
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44421) - you deserved it (5391)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today My Husband Was Getting Undressed!! I Told My 2-year-old Daughter To Go In Our Bedroom Because He Was Undressing In There!! I Turned My Back An She Instantly Ran Off To My Bedroom!! I Heard Her Shout ( I Can See Daddy's Tail! ) Now She Points To Everyone's Crotch An Shouts ( TAIL! ) FML

#20943580
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50360) - you deserved it (6466)

On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)



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