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starshine3987
  • Town/Country : Asheville, NC, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 March 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 3468
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About starshine3987 : Just another college kid getting f-ed by life hoping to get a few laughs from other people in the same boat. If you're looking me up because you don't like a comment I left, get a life. However if you're looking me up because you like something I said then thanks! I appreciate anyone with a good sense of humor that doesn't take themselves or anyone else to seriously.

I am so tired of the followin kinds of FML:
"Me and my boyfriend/girlfriend were having sex at his/her house and (some lame mistake that made them get caught)"
"My boyfriend/girlfriend would rather (insert lame activity) than have sex with me!"
and
"My mom/dad/someone said (embarrassing comment that gives person the the realization that they are a loser)"

Seriously, these happen to everyone. It's part of life and not entertaining at all.

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Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

#7493708 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (19079) - you deserved it (3699)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (22115) - you deserved it (6232)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (9422) - you deserved it (24057)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and his friends had a conversation about the power of boobs. He later asked me to make him a sandwich to "prove my love for him." I said "How about I just show you my tits?" Without looking up from the TV, he said, "How about you make me a sandwich?" FML

#6702575 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (10028) - you deserved it (19022)

On 12/10/2009 at 11:19pm - love - by Sheik (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML

#6563904 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (26595) - you deserved it (2780)

On 12/02/2009 at 2:14am - work - by makeitstop - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

#4679110 (343)

I agree, your life sucks (34983) - you deserved it (98554)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

#853708 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (176) - you deserved it (18649)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML

#852242 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (15844) - you deserved it (39284)

On 04/07/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its' head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

#832092 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (21265) - you deserved it (36509)

On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

#697530 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (12698) - you deserved it (65736)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by superstar (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML

#683803 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (54398) - you deserved it (18153)

On 03/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by Hotsauce887 (woman) - United States (Oregon)