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Today, I had to go to my 10 year old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face , "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49767) - you deserved it (3793)

On 04/23/2009 at 11:51am - work - by helen_ (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML

#3586 (13)

I agree, your life sucks (9464) - you deserved it (1626)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:30am - work - by Weter - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469 (23)

I agree, your life sucks (14439) - you deserved it (1914)

On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (16992) - you deserved it (5058)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral and on his way out I wanted to say something. All I could think of was "have fun". FML

#3269 (18)

I agree, your life sucks (4623) - you deserved it (10188)

On 01/29/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by jalopenos - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this web site with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (12319) - you deserved it (1506)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (26676) - you deserved it (6146)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

#2286 (37)

I agree, your life sucks (5362) - you deserved it (14451)

On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)