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stardust1035
  • Town/Country : Nashville, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 July 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 498
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stardust1035 : I'm an artist, a cook, and a hopeless romantic. I love the idea of love however I'm also very skeptical about it. Soon I hope to go to college to get my teaching degree so I can be a high school art teacher.
For the time being though I work my ass off and spend a majority of my time in the bar singing karaoke, drinking, and playing pool.

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76092) - you deserved it (17514)

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