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stardarkness
  • Town/Country : Kingston, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 November 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 78
  • Number of comments : 4
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Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21586) - you deserved it (1791)

On 01/25/2013 at 1:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19649) - you deserved it (1909)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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