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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 July 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 47
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it requires you to wear a lot of makeup like false eyelashes and red lipstick. I went into a Starbucks to get a coffee and a boy around 18 asked me, in all seriousness, what my rate is for one night. FML

#20642261
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54965) - you deserved it (10591)

On 05/05/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by dancer, not a hooker... - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun. The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shed a massive branch on top of my new car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20892) - you deserved it (3472)

On 12/08/2012 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26755) - you deserved it (11640)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)



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