About star14394 : Hockey is life!!! Go Stars⭐️⭐️⭐️ Currently studying criminal justice in college....
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star14394's favorite FMLs
Today, it's my birthday and I'd planned to take my family and friends to dinner with my own money. My mom just informed me that she'd messaged everyone that I'd canceled the dinner. She instead wants to use my money to buy my older brother a gun for his birthday, which is in two days. FML
by mckenna9797 / 09/07/2016 at 7:16am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, someone drove into my car at an intersection and drove off. Luckily, I got the car's registration plate and called the cops on them. Turns out, it was my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend, who was illegally driving without a license. Now everyone's mad at me for getting her in trouble. FML
by Innocent / 08/18/2016 at 7:03pm / New Zealand / Transportation
Today, I was, once again, yelled at by multiple tourists because I don't speak their language, even though they could neither speak English or Norwegian. They also yelled at me for not accepting Euros. Norway is not a part of the European Union. FML
by hemiol / 08/09/2016 at 7:05pm / Norway / Work
by wondermoose / 08/09/2016 at 2:54am / Intimacy
Today, my parents, who aren’t usually lenient, allowed me to have my boyfriend over. We started to cuddle, things got a little heated, but then my sister walks in and says, “You do my math homework, or I tell mom what you guys were doing.” I don’t remember middle school math being this hard. FML
by sounds good mom / 06/14/2016 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by whygod / 06/12/2016 at 9:45am / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mix it up and find a good place outdoors to have fun. After an hour of climbing up a rocky mountainside to a completely isolated clearing, out of the way of any hiking path, he was still so paranoid that he finished within 20 seconds. FML
by Welpthatwasfast / 06/10/2016 at 3:57am / Intimacy
by Marteeny / 06/08/2016 at 11:14pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/03/2016 at 3:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by steph / 05/31/2016 at 4:12pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 4:20pm / United States (California) / Love
by boipucci / 04/21/2016 at 9:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML
by mute / 04/15/2016 at 8:56pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 3:46pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…