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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 747
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About star14394 : Green Day and Hockey for life ;) Go Avs and Stars!!!! Private message me if you want to talk sorry my profile is a wreck...

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Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

#21218442
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (433) - you deserved it (1318)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3251) - you deserved it (29317)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

#21213268
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46689) - you deserved it (8757)

On 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

#21211411
49 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

#21208167
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38308) - you deserved it (4034)

On 07/13/2014 at 6:36pm - love - by justthinkofyourhand - United States (California)

Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML

#21207995
123 comments

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On 07/13/2014 at 2:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

#21207963
67 comments

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On 07/13/2014 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

#21207695
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44363) - you deserved it (5479)

On 07/13/2014 at 3:46am - intimacy - by NoSexForMe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

#21207511
87 comments

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On 07/13/2014 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

#21207158
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41021) - you deserved it (6822)

On 07/12/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

#21205823
114 comments

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On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

#21205080
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47284) - you deserved it (4302)

On 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML

#21204205
86 comments

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On 07/09/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by ninnang - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML

#21197788
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47607) - you deserved it (5696)

On 07/03/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by AJL - United States

Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML



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