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star14394

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1926
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About star14394 : Green Day and Hockey for life ;) Go Avs and Stars!!!! Private message me if you want to talk sorry my profile is a wreck...

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Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

#21361729
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29852) - you deserved it (5087)

On 02/23/2015 at 12:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
453 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42260) - you deserved it (3955)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone gets their intestines sucked out by flushing the toilet. Now she won't go anywhere near the bathroom. FML

#21355782
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30797) - you deserved it (2917)

On 02/14/2015 at 4:46am - kids - by Investing in Toilet Seatbelts - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

#21352647
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35338) - you deserved it (2782)

On 02/09/2015 at 9:53am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially killed any sex drive he had. It has also been about two weeks since I stopped mine, making me hornier than ever. FML

#21352626
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33534) - you deserved it (3481)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:32am - intimacy - by myself - United States

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML

#21349710
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33579) - you deserved it (2970)

On 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm - work - by fxck (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

#21348755
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40173) - you deserved it (4170)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27955) - you deserved it (8282)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33479) - you deserved it (2079)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

#21334376
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43374) - you deserved it (2739)

On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML

#21325257
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35409) - you deserved it (2469)

On 12/27/2014 at 11:54am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML

#21322290
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39197) - you deserved it (4359)

On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

#21317613
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31018) - you deserved it (5233)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:22pm - love - by lonesome - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

#21315592
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33308) - you deserved it (7154)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)

Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML

#21315391
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31872) - you deserved it (2028)

On 12/11/2014 at 12:44am - money - by noshow (man) - United States (Texas)



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