About star14394 : Living in the palace of Dallas and sporting the sticks
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star14394's favorite FMLs
by sounds good mom / 06/14/2016 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 4:20pm / United States (California) / Love
by boipucci / 04/21/2016 at 9:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML
by mute / 04/15/2016 at 8:56pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 3:46pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 1:56pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/13/2016 at 7:46pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/28/2016 at 4:23pm / United States / Love
by yova / 03/27/2016 at 4:42am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/26/2016 at 10:53pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
by Anonymous / 03/02/2016 at 12:54pm / United States (Iowa) / Health
by BroadcitySF / 02/27/2016 at 10:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by bxilee / 02/27/2016 at 9:48pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
by ishyboo / 02/27/2016 at 5:59pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by blaaargh / 02/27/2016 at 3:54am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…