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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 April 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5588
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About star14394 : Living in the palace of Dallas and sporting the sticks

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Visits<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 10:05pm<b>fbcclaire</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 12:27am<b>FMLusername969</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 5:52am<b>classicdynamo</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 11:56pm<b>kduran1438</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 4:21pm<b>lindacollins423</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 3:53pm<b>Jenn_Ohio</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 2:05pm<b>Kyra1</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:08am<b>fireballftw1123</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 9:14pm<b>Scrambled</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:56am<b>K3RMANATOR</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 9:24am<b>Flaming_Pandas</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 11:34pm<b>MehNameIsJuan</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 6:40pm<b>rozline96</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 6:39pm<b>Sassy_Kitten96</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 5:49pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 3:46pm<b>Teckzilla</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 3:22pm<b>Ghost_Kaulitz</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 2:48pm

Fucked!<b>fbcclaire</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 6:27am<b>K3RMANATOR</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 3:24pm<b>Ghost_Kaulitz</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 7:48pm<b>zombiekiller52</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 7:44pm<b>redraven88</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 3:31am<b>Cheeser_Cheese</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 1:38am

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star14394's favorite FMLs

Today, someone drove into my car at an intersection and drove off. Luckily, I got the car's registration plate and called the cops on them. Turns out, it was my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend, who was illegally driving without a license. Now everyone's mad at me for getting her in trouble. FML

by Innocent / 08/18/2016 at 7:03pm / New Zealand / Transportation

Today, I was, once again, yelled at by multiple tourists because I don't speak their language, even though they could neither speak English or Norwegian. They also yelled at me for not accepting Euros. Norway is not a part of the European Union. FML

Today, my boyfriend was truly upset because I refused to pee on him. FML

Today, my parents, who aren’t usually lenient, allowed me to have my boyfriend over. We started to cuddle, things got a little heated, but then my sister walks in and says, “You do my math homework, or I tell mom what you guys were doing.” I don’t remember middle school math being this hard. FML

by Anonyme / 06/22/2016 at 12:05am / Love

Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML

by sounds good mom / 06/14/2016 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mix it up and find a good place outdoors to have fun. After an hour of climbing up a rocky mountainside to a completely isolated clearing, out of the way of any hiking path, he was still so paranoid that he finished within 20 seconds. FML

by Welpthatwasfast / 06/10/2016 at 3:57am / Intimacy

Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML

by Marteeny / 06/08/2016 at 11:14pm / Miscellaneous

Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML

by Anonymous / 06/03/2016 at 3:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was trying to go for number 2 while drying my hair so that my boy friend won't hear me do it. The lock on the door was broken, and he saw how good I am at multitasking. FML

by steph / 05/31/2016 at 4:12pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 4:20pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML

by boipucci / 04/21/2016 at 9:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML

by mute / 04/15/2016 at 8:56pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 3:46pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I finally had to accept that I have feelings for a very cute and funny guy. It wouldn't be so bad if he weren't my brother. FML

by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 1:56pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous