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stangluv

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  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 465
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stangluv : Hello I'm Thomas, I'm Canadian, I like guns, mustangs and reading the ridiculous and sometimes funny responses more than the fml's most of the time. Thanks for stopping by :)

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Fucked!<b>missa8604</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 4:51am<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 3:25am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 9:48pm<b>Kyle_byrket</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 4:39am<b>MistyKittyx</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 5:35pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 3:50pm<b>taaylorwaaylor</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 7:52pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:35pm<b>AnonymousZOMBIE</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:27pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:06pm<b>dragonkisses28</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 4:15am<b>sarahyep</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 6:30am<b>brookeo13</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 4:58pm<b>ohjoy15</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 4:38pm<b>EclipseCandy6</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 11:04pm<b>Shamandalie89</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 7:02pm

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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stangluv's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

#21446710
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32712) - you deserved it (5791)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

#21421754
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22800) - you deserved it (13245)

On 06/06/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Eyebrowless (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

#21420563
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33835) - you deserved it (4073)

On 06/04/2015 at 3:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, frustrated with my very energetic kids, I told them that if they dug a hole deep enough in the backyard, they'd find China. What they really found was the previous owner's dog. FML

#21419303
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30233) - you deserved it (7860)

On 06/01/2015 at 6:45pm - kids - by pheonixxe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

#21419164
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37370) - you deserved it (3030)

On 06/01/2015 at 2:14pm - misc - by kash (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (519214) - you deserved it (51209)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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