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staaacey

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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 September 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 830
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About staaacey : I'm Stacey. I love lots of things. I'm from the Jersey Shore..aaand I have no idea what else to write.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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staaacey's favorite FMLs

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, my best friend, who I've been in love with for nearly a decade, asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation, as he waded through the profiles, he complained that it was impossible for him to find a girl to have a meaningful conversation with. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40890) - you deserved it (6243)

On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past my wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the "battered wife flinch" to get a laugh, and smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile and definitely didn't think it was funny. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26185) - you deserved it (3514)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by spacemanspiff78 (man) -

Today, I was giving a tour on campus when one of my friends approached us and said "Don't go here, the weed's too expensive." and walked away. Thinking he's coming back to say he's joking, he instead say "i'm just kidding its really cheap" and walked away. I may or may not still have a job. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45800) - you deserved it (4658)

On 04/11/2009 at 10:51pm - misc - by JimmyJazzNJ (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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