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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10380
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About st333ph : So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info.

I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school.
I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet.

Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.

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st333ph's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my drunken roommate asleep in my bed, naked, after he'd peed himself. FML

#3934
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25382) - you deserved it (1587)

On 01/30/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by shit - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML

#3670
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24030) - you deserved it (5953)

On 01/30/2009 at 9:42am - love - by anonymous neighbor - United States (New York)

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23941) - you deserved it (3430)

On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML

#2983
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35787) - you deserved it (1667)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:13am - work - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51291) - you deserved it (9519)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom just handed me a book called "100 Ways To Motivate Yourself." FML

#1823
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15528) - you deserved it (5450)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:27am - misc - by JackAttack - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42624) - you deserved it (2431)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML

#1517
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25308) - you deserved it (2194)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by biblio - United States (Texas)

Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML

#1495
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22264) - you deserved it (2619)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:40pm - love - by sad sack. - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

#998
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17280) - you deserved it (6104)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lied and said I was late for work because my car's tire was flat. Two hours later, some of my friends came in and said something along the lines that "We should do brunch every saturday, (like this morning) it was awesome!" in front of my manager. FML

#950
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5247) - you deserved it (25974)

On 01/10/2009 at 10:57pm - work - by M to the line - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25244) - you deserved it (3275)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7618) - you deserved it (28152)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27095) - you deserved it (3087)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27095) - you deserved it (3087)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version



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