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About st333ph : So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info.
I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school.
I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet.
Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.
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Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing!! You took me to places I’ve never been to before!! I can’t wait to see u tonight after work.” My name is Rob!! We haven’t had sex in two years!! mega FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all votd fir their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I askd a small group of students why no one votd fir me, one boy replid "because your the ugliest". mega FML
Today, I was looking at porn on mah laptop when mah mom cummed into mah room to talk to me!! After she finished what she was saying, she paused an said "you know I can see the reflection of yur computer screen in yur glasses"!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015