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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7955
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About st333ph : So I guess one of my awkward and ridiculous comments brought you here. Well here's some info.

I'm fifteen. I'm a swimmer currently in high school.
I read FML's simply when I'm bored or when I'm just feeling like I don't want to do my work. Or I'm about to go to sleep or I'm doing my business on the toilet.

Sarcasm is what usually comes out of my mouth 88% of the time, sometimes a little too blunt 12% of the time.

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Today, while mah boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between mah legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

#13886809
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30630) - you deserved it (5471)

On 11/18/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML

#13867056
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26176) - you deserved it (10581)

On 11/16/2010 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I went out to eat with grlfriend!! The waiter came up and was being nice!! He said ( What can I get you two gentlemen? ) FML

#13848931
125 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 1:48am - misc - by mynameisarmpit (man) -

Today, I trid on the new dress I bought 4 myself!! I, 4 once, thought I lookd pretty all right!! I askd mah dog, ( How do I look? ) and she threw up on mah pillow!! My brother can't stop laughing!! FML

#13837705
81 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex 4 the first time . He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious.. . my precious" in Gollum's voice . real FML

#13782516
214 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML

#13766366
175 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I found mah son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

#13760701
97 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 1:07am - animals - by yay! - United States (Arizona)

TODAY.!! !! MAH TWIN SISTER SENT A NUDE PICTURE TO HER BOYFRIEND.!! !! WHO THEN FORWARDED IT ON TO EVERYONE ELSE !! EVERYONE ELSE THINKS IT'S ME !! REAL FML

#13729352
114 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by jsquared - United States (California)

today my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in te window display of a sop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manole on te street. big fat FML

#13718140
149 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

today my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in te window display of a sop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manole on te street. big fat FML

#13718140
149 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Asked My Boyfriend If I Could Call Him ( Love Muffin ). He Asked If He Could Call Me ( Muffin Top ). Mega FML

#13716117
138 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday I was eating lunch at McDonald'shen an older man sat down at the table next to me an told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

#13715432
108 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Had A Job Intarviaw. Whan I Got Thara, Tha Lady Intarviawing Ma Shook Mah Hand And Said, 'Hallo, I'm Gay.' I Found This Stranga And I Didn't Knowhat To Say, So I Statad, 'Aw, It's OK, I Support You.' Sha Lookad Pratty Offandad, And I Raalizadhyhan I Found Out That Har Nama Was Gaya. FML

#13711659
148 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... waking up I noticed that mah female boss had texted me during the night... telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman... happily married to a man... and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML

#13700074
186 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by tuppu (woman) - Finland

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked 4 a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are u ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

#13699174
137 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 8:08am - work - by nurse (woman) - Reserved



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