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Today, due to a hammer-related incident, instead of receiving glass ornaments as gifts from my trip to Venice, my friends will be receiving novelty postcards of Michelangelo's David's penis. FML

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45543) - you deserved it (5940) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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