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by Stop_HammerTime / 08/04/2014 at 9:51am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Holidays
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
by B_and_W / 11/21/2013 at 6:35am / France / Kids
Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML
by JeffeeBojangles / 02/28/2012 at 7:46am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by Person / 06/07/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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