About sshie : Well I really like the band OneRepublic and that's pretty much it.
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by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by tongue tied / 02/11/2013 at 3:57am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 2:54am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2009 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Animals
Today, I was sitting at the park with a friend when a small child approached us. Just as moved off the bridge to let the kid play, he asked if I would like to play the troll under the bridge. I laughed and said no thanks, to which the kid responded 'but there is nobody else ugly enough.' FML
by failure / 06/27/2009 at 9:00pm / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Kids
Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML
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