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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 52
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sshie : cats and teenage mutant ninja turtles are all I need in life

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sshie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML


I agree, your life sucks (16268) - you deserved it (27312)

On 02/11/2013 at 3:57am - misc - by tongue tied - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25694) - you deserved it (2851)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8657) - you deserved it (27056)

On 12/31/2009 at 6:47am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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