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sseberly
  • Town/Country : OH, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 412
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sseberly : The name is Skyler, I'm the center guy. Proud to be a Phi Gam, blues/rock guitarist. I'm really friendly, so don't be afraid to send a message!

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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19012) - you deserved it (37896)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28289) - you deserved it (7441)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa



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