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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 929
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ss_20_xx : I live by the motto:

"Life is short so cherish every moment."

I dislike racists and people who discriminate in general.
I loveee food. I'm the skinny bitch who eats like crazy but doesn't gain much weight.

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ss_20_xx's favorite FMLs

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35748) - you deserved it (4695)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML

#19635956
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21834) - you deserved it (8617)

On 05/17/2012 at 6:33am - misc - by kazmatazz (woman) - Oman

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

#19315515
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26703) - you deserved it (3845)

On 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm - love - by anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, my mother screamed and swore at me because I said I was looking to move out soon. Apparently, the idea of me moving out at 27 and her getting a job to pay her own way is devastating. FML

#19253027
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30513) - you deserved it (2849)

On 03/10/2012 at 6:37pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

#19250410
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40028) - you deserved it (5693)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
608 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25828) - you deserved it (57159)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML

#19249177
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24935) - you deserved it (4584)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:04am - love - by atsukobo - United States



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