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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
ss33sg's favorite FMLs
Today, I got call from the manager for a company I applied for. Turns out, he mixed up my friend's phone number with mine, since we applied on the same day, so the manager accidentally hired her instead of me. He said the position is still mine if I want it, but they will have to let her go. FML
by speaknoevil1 / 01/29/2016 at 1:03am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
by BabyDaddy / 05/30/2010 at 4:05am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
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