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srudez

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 328
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About srudez : just a macaroni looking for some cheese

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srudez's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

#19018819
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23525) - you deserved it (2740)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States

Today, I performed in my school play. Right before my big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage and I became aroused. The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus. All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion. FML

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247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95841) - you deserved it (39139)

On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)



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