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About srudez : just a macaroni looking for some cheese
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I performed in my school play. Right before my big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage and I became aroused. The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus. All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion. FML
Friday 30 January 2015