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Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

#20415295
143 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by oh my son - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

#20109382
122 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm - kids - by fionnathehuman - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

#20108644
132 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, while at work, I witnessed a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said "yep... that just happened" and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

#19867742
114 comments

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On 06/29/2012 at 7:12pm - kids - by ihatewalmart (man) - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

#19856741
104 comments

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On 06/27/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by fired (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

#19822134
181 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

#19039920
86 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 4:51am - kids - by ilana (woman) - United States

Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML

#18966482
245 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by stainseverywhere (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

#18495546
206 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

#17880683
208 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

#17720492
122 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

#17355075
84 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by doomeddaddy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML

#16880691
120 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by Eringobrag88 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

#16820991
157 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 6:30pm - kids - by Monroe - United States

Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML

#16746008
98 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States



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