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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 May 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML


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On 07/05/2012 at 11:31pm - animals - by ambushcat - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML


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