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Today, I was chastised by the CEO in the middle of a management meeting for showing up late to work every day, despite being in my office before 9:00am every morning. It was my 5th day on the job and no one had bothered to tell me that the office opens at 8:00am, and not 9:00am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15054) - you deserved it (35013)

On 09/29/2009 at 1:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 1:48am - health - by barbie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92494) - you deserved it (17333)

On 04/22/2009 at 5:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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