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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 December 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 525
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About squirrel1215 : By stalking my profile, you have officially become as creepy as my cat. Congratulations.
Anyways...I love my boyfriend.
I really like sushi.
Heavy metal is the shit.
I like this site because people will say things to people that they normally wouldn't say to someone's face. (A lot of these people say stupid things, but I'm a psych. major and human behavior is interesting to me.)
And that is all I have to say. Guten tag! :)

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Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML


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On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML


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On 11/05/2010 at 1:29pm - kids - by lilmamma - United States (California)

Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML


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On 10/20/2009 at 2:51am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML


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On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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