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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 December 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 370
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About squirrel1215 : By stalking my profile, you have officially become as creepy as my cat. Congratulations.
Anyways...I love my boyfriend.
I really like sushi.
Heavy metal is the shit.
I like this site because people will say things to people that they normally wouldn't say to someone's face. (A lot of these people say stupid things, but I'm a psych. major and human behavior is interesting to me.)
And that is all I have to say. Guten tag! :)

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squirrel1215's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

#19536972
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24617) - you deserved it (4271)

On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML

#19517929
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22164) - you deserved it (2429)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by beleria (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

#19469757
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24267) - you deserved it (5757)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML

#19415450
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10059) - you deserved it (24141)

On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML

#19299225
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28622) - you deserved it (2834)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:06am - work - by Alli.M - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML

#19276990
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24944) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/14/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by S. Michaels (man) - United States

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

#18854508
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40246) - you deserved it (3934) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -

Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21011) - you deserved it (34939)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

#18767011
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8442) - you deserved it (57432)

On 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by Tom Ali - United States

Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML

#18765091
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19808) - you deserved it (3750)

On 01/10/2012 at 7:50am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

#18763355
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36671) - you deserved it (3500)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML

#18617176
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25377) - you deserved it (3841)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML

#18604012
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28696) - you deserved it (1986)

On 12/25/2011 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML

#18594969
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15602) - you deserved it (38731)

On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

#18425856
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28629) - you deserved it (9998)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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