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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 February 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1087
  • Number of comments : 156
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Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

#15430583
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21479) - you deserved it (11880)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:39am - health - by Maddie -

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18640) - you deserved it (64765)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36283) - you deserved it (4799)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML

#13805619
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27982) - you deserved it (2575)

On 11/11/2010 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML

#13797443
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10140) - you deserved it (28805)

On 11/11/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

#13782516
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38212) - you deserved it (6915)

On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was showering at hockey practice. It would have been business as usual, if not for one of my teammates playing with his junk and not-so-subtly asked me to connect. There are 5 more months of hockey. FML

#13615368
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23681) - you deserved it (2629)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by thjeltz - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML

#13361904
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45562) - you deserved it (4888)

On 10/08/2010 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, and about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

#13202314
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33034) - you deserved it (2494)

On 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

#12792346
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34512) - you deserved it (22853)

On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version



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